Mark Wahlberg -- I Would Have FOUGHT 9/11 Hijackers and Landed Plane

Mark Wahlberg claims he could have done what hundreds of other doomed passengers couldn't ... fought off the multiple 9/11 terrorists and saved one of the hijacked planes. Wahlberg just gave an interview with Men's Journal ... in which he states, "If I…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/18/mark-wahlberg-911-flight-93-hijackers-fight/

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Lil' Kim -- Booty Poppin' at the Movies

Lil' Kim -- and her badonkadonk --  tried to relive some of their hip-hop heydays by droppin' it like it's hot while on stage at a party at an IMAX movie theater in Tampa this weekend.How'd you like to see that on a huge screen?

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/16/lil-kim-booty-popping-hip-hop-pink-stage/

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Things That Exist: The Real Fox Fur Merkin


Things That Exist: The Real Fox Fur Merkin

Wednesday, January 18th 2012

Things That Exist: The Real Fox Fur Merkin

Things That Exist: The Real Fox Fur Merkin

Cindy Barshop, formerly of The Real Housewives of New York City and currently of The Real Asswipes of Old Douche City, has come up with the perfectly pointless thing for rich ladies who have always wanted to know what it feels like to have the coochie of a fox. For just $220+, Cindy's team at her waxing salon Completely Bare will give you the newborn by waxing your punane until every part of it is touching air and then they'll warm it up with a vagina wig made from real fox fur. It's like a fur coat for your cooter and you it's so luxurious that you won't even care that after a long August day your crotch will smell like a herring taking a bath in a bowl of butt sweat at the bottom of a used bunny cage.

TMZ says that Completely Bare also offers a feathered merkin and the fur one comes in a bunch of colors including pink.

As my abuelita used to say, "Usted haga lo que quieras con tu chocha a y que voy a hacer lo que quiero con mi chocha." (Okay, she never said that, but I wish she would've said that.) It's your vagina, but do you really want a dead fox lying on your naked beaver? Mother Nature just punched the tears out of her eyes. Besides, that hot

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/things-that-exist-the-real-fox-fur-merkin/

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Lindsay Lohan -- Top Marks in Probation

Lindsay Lohan just got a rave review from Judge Stephanie Sautner during her probation progress report hearing this morning -- after completing all of her required community service on time ... so far.Judge Sautner gushed that Lindsay's probation…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/17/lindsay-lohan-probation-progress-report/

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Woman Sues Disney -- I Was SPANKED Relentlessly at 'Good Luck Charlie' Taping

A live taping of the Disney Channel show "Good Luck Charlie" turned into a virtual S&M display ... with a female audience member getting SPANKED over and over again in front of her 2 children ... this according to a new lawsuit. The woman behind…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/18/woman-sues-disney-i-was-spanked-at-a-childrens-show/

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