South Park DESTROYS Penn State

Filed under: Joe Paterno, TV

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"Penn State prefers to be losing at half time ... because at Penn State ... they like when you're a little behind in the locker room."

Boom.

Penn State got South Park'd last night -- as Trey Parker and Matt Stone unleashed on the school over the child rape scandal. Joe Paterno was targeted, along with the entire football program.

At one point in the show, a social worker discovers a torture chamber in a foster home ... and says to himself, "What have I done? I took you kids from your parents, without even checking in to where you were going. I put innocent children into a dangerous environment. What am I ... a recruitment coach for Penn State???"

Check out the entire episode at SouthParkStudios.com.


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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/17/south-park-penn-state/

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Troy Aikman -- The Secret Divorce

Filed under: Troy Aikman, TMZ Sports, Celebrity Justice

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is officially a single man ... and has been for months ... after a judge quietly signed off on his divorce back in April ... TMZ has learned.

Back in January, Troy and Rhonda Aikman announced they had separated after ten years of marriage ... but TMZ has uncovered official public records, signed by Troy, in which the Dallas Cowboys legend states that an "agreed final decree of divorce" has been issued and it lists April 12, 2011 as the day the marriage was legally terminated.

Troy and Rhonda have 2 kids together -- and back in January, they released a joint statement saying, "We remain deeply committed to our children ... during this period of adjustment"

Just a few months before the two separated, Troy and Rhonda were already divvying up the family assets.  TMZ obtained official documents which show Rhonda gave up her stake in the family mansion in Dallas last November. It's unclear if she got any compensation for taking her name off the deed ... but just a few months later, she purchased a home, also in Dallas, for roughly $1.5 mil.

TMZ called Aikman's rep for comment -- so far, no response.

Aikman shouldn't struggle too much on the dating circuit -- after all, he looks like this now ...

Troy Aikman shirtless

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/16/troy-aikman-divorce/

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Afternoon Crumbs


Afternoon Crumbs

Wednesday, November 16th 2011

Afternoon Crumbs

Afternoon Crumbs

Either George Clooney is kissing Stacy Keibler's hand or he's making sure she thoroughly washed her hand after their fisting fiesta earlier - Lainey Gossip

This is what the inside of Elisabeth Hasselcrack's head looks like - Towleroad

Sweet dreams are made of Cheetos! This is the most dancing I've seen Brit Brit do in centuries - The Superficial

George Clooney is looking extra gruff here - Hollywood Tuna

Connie Britton has a new baby boy named Yobi, and just so you know Latex Guy isn't the father - Celebitchy

Chrissy Crocker looks like cold shit! - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Since Snooki's got the lawyers out maybe she should also sue Xtina for stealing her look - IDLYITW

Cameron Diaz's vagina has circled right back to Diddy - ICYDK

For those of you who need to feed your cum-on-glasses fetish - The Berry

Like a picture straight out of a funeral-themed prom - Popsugar

IT'S PAT! has never looked hotter - Just Jared

If roses had voices, they'd probably shout, "Tell this ho to stop suffocating us with her back!" - Popoholic

I see tongue! - OMG Blog

"And I told him to please put it right here..." - Crunk + Disorderly

Flipping out - Cityrag

Joe Jonas goes beard hunting - I'm Not Obsessed

If Heidi Klum isn't wearing a Canadian tuxedo, is she wearing a Canadian prison jumpsuit then? - Hollywood Rag

Evil talking thumb is evil - The Daily What

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/afternoon-crumbs-264/

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Rihanna -- Looking & Feeling Good ... Fur Reals!

After having to cancel shows in Sweden for the flu and exhaustion in the last couple of weeks, Rihanna was back to her healthy and gorgeous self in shades, a fur vest, shorts and sexy garters in England this weekend. The 23-year-old resumed her European…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/14/rihanna-cancel-shows-sick-healthy-gorgeous-fur-shades-london/

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