Far East Movement -- The Tour Trip From HELL

The Far East Movement probably wished they had a G6 yesterday -- when their tour bus broke down in the middle of the New Mexico desert ... and they had to HITCHHIKE their way back to civilization. A rep for the band tells us the guys were traveling from…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/25/far-east-movement-tour-bus-break-down-desert-hitchhike-new-mexico-plane-hail-storm-lightening-phoenix/

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Friday Box Office: Rocked Like a Hurricane

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Most expected depressed box office numbers this weekend, but even negative nellies probably didn’t expect to see this. With Hurricane Irene battering the eastern seaboard, all three new releases stumbled badly on Friday, with opening days ranging from $2.3 million (Our Idiot Brother) to $4 million (Colombiana). Said one industry insider to Deadline: “Any way you slice it business is getting creamed this weekend.” Thanks, Mother Nature! Your Friday box office is here.

1. THE HELP: $4.2 million ($86.4 million)
2. COLOMBIANA: $4 million (new)
3. DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK: $3.4 million (new)
4. RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES: $2.5 million ($142.3 million)
5. OUR IDIOT BROTHER: $2.3 million (new)

[Estimates via Deadline]

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrities-gossip/friday-box-office-rocked-like-a-hurricane/

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Open Post: Hosted By Emile After Dentist


Open Post: Hosted By Emile After Dentist

Friday, August 26th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By Emile After Dentist

Anybody who gets taken up up and away with anesthesia ends up sounding like the talking version of Courtney Love's old Twitter account and here's Emile Hirsch demonstrating that mess for you. Emile got his wisdom teef yanked out and uploaded the video of the aftermath. Dude is speaking my language by slurring about unicorns and shit. If you're in NYC, take a good look, because this will be you on Sunday night when you're laid up on an evacuation shelter cot after drinking all of the FEMA vodka (they have that, right?).

via Just Jared

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/open-post-hosted-by-emile-after-dentist/

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Nothing Compares To Peen


Nothing Compares To Peen

Friday, August 26th 2011

Nothing Compares To Peen

Nothing Compares To Peen

Attention all half-blind, stubble-having, employed rugby players who are not named Brian or Nigel, Sinead O'Connor is hornier than a Catholic priest at an altar boy open call and is looking to get dicked before she starts humping cab bumpers (her words). There comes a time in every DFD (desperate for dick) gay's life when he falls in love with Sinead all over again and this is the time for me. Sinead's hungry hungry O'Poon is chomping at the bit and she put its moans for peen into words on her blog.

Sinead sounds so desperate that a ho would think her only requirement is a "getup ready dick," but she actually gets pretty specific. Very specific.

My shit-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners. I actually do know a woman who is a performance artist from America. I have a photo of her being escorted arm in arm by two uk police man onto a plane back home cuz she humped a yam in the middle of her show. I just know that's going to happen to me if I don't take drastic action.

Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/nothing-compares-to-peen/

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DMX -- I'm Planning to SUE Over AZ Speeding Arrest

DMX claims Arizona police had NO RIGHT hauling him into jail yesterday -- insisting there is NO POSSIBLE WAY he was driving more than 100 miles per hour ... and now he's ready to sue the cops! X -- who was allegedly going 102 mph in a 65 zone -- tells…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/25/dmx-lawsuit-arrest-interview-arizona-cops-police-speeding-harassment-rapper/

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Chris Brown Case -- Neighbors Want Probation Revoked

The Chris Brown domestic battery case (over Rihanna) just took a bizarre turn, when the prosecutor revealed in court today that Chris' neighbors are trying to get him in trouble with his probation officer over what has become an epic, Hatfield and McCoy…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/25/chris-brown-lawyer-mark-geragos-neighbor-nut-probation-progress-report-hearing-rihanna/

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