Crazy Ass Paula Abdul Is A Wonderful Boss


Crazy Ass Paula Abdul Is A Wonderful Boss

Friday, August 12th 2011

Crazy Ass Paula Abdul Is A Wonderful Boss

Crazy Ass Paula Abdul Is A Wonderful Boss

Anybody who has seen Paula Abdul's masterpiece of a trainwreck reality show knows that she's a sane and level-headed employer who treats all of her assistants with the utmost respect and would never make unreasonable demands. Since it's Opposite Day, what I really mean by that is Paula is Forever Your Crazy Bitch and working for her is probably not unlike babysitting a psychotic toddler who has never been spanked and will only go into its calm submissive state if you stick a pacifier made of Vicodin in its mouth. I bet if you walked into any padded room and asked who has worked for Paula Abdul, the one patient in there would stop chewing on a pillow tile to raise her hand a dozen times (one for each personality that was created to deal with Paula's crazy ass).

UsWeekly says that Skat Kat's former beard (Skat Kat, totally gay, totally loved the Q-Tip in his no-no) gives all of her assistants this list of demands they must follow or she'll feed them to Simon Cowell's tits.

1. Each assistant must carry and use a tape recorder at all times "because she doesn't trust her own conversations," the source says.

2. "She also makes them check the TiVo for any mention of her and put it on a DVD."

3. Abdul team members should also prepare to go through her email --

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/crazy-ass-paula-abdul-is-a-wonderful-boss/

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Britney Gives Pauly D a LapDance

Pauly D may spin records as part of Britney Spears ' opening act, but it was Brit Brit who spun around Pauly's neck when she gave him a lap dance during her Montreal concert last night. Even Britney is piggy backin' on the whole " Jersey Shore " craze.

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/12/britney-spears-dj-pauly-d-lapdance-concert-femme-fatale-jersey-shore/

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Queen Latifah, Snooki Tapped For 'Dancing with the Stars'

Filed under: Queen Latifah, Snooki, Tiffani Amber Thiessen, Dancing with the Stars, Exclusive, Jersey Shore

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Queen Latifah and Snooki will sign on to do the next season of "Dancing with the Stars" ... sources connected with the show tell TMZ.

And, show sources tell us, Tiffani Thiessen will also be a contestant.

As TMZ has already told you, Rob Kardashian will also compete.

Producers have said they wanted to upgrade the contestants for the new season, which begins next month.

Did they succeed?  You decide.

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12:36 PM: A rep for Tiffani tells TMZ, the actress is denying any involvement with the show -- but our sources insist ... she will appear on next season.



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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/12/queen-latifah-snooki-dancing-with-the-stars-contestant-tiffani-amber-thiessen-contestants-abc/

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