10 Suggested Items for Robert Pattinson?s Fashion Line

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10 Suggested Items for Robert Pattinsons Fashion LineKellan Lutz revealed that his buddy Robert Pattinson has casually discussed the prospect of becoming a fashion designer. Now that’s exciting: Who wouldn’t want to buy a scarf or puka shell necklace from the label Vampy Pattz or Cullen’s Collective or whatever? I’m in. And better yet, I’m helping R-Pattz on the way to his goal of becoming the next Christian Dior/Jon Gosselin. Here are ten fashionable items he should hawk.

1. Sweatproof sternum glitter

2. “Soulless vampire void” contact lenses

3. Bikini briefs with “goblet of fire” codpiece.

4. Butter-colored sunblock (for all your butter-colored vampire sex scenes)

5. THE STOLI T.

6. Tiny Water for Elephants ringmaster hat that doesn’t disturb your artfully disheveled haircut

7.Remember Me suspenders” emblazoned with billowing, hand-knit twin towers

8. Quidditch-safe culottes for men

9. Insulting “Team Jacob” polka dot vest with faux-fur wolf pendant

10. Reputation-recouping “I Really Don’t Hang Out Much With Kellan Lutz” t-shirts

Any more design proposals out there?

Robert Pattinson’s Next Role: Fashion Designer? [E!]

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The Latest Trailer for Footloose Does Not ? In Fact ? Cut Loose

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First 50/50 released a theatrical trailer some 30 seconds shorter than its teaser trailer, and now Footloose has done the same thing. Is this the beginnings of a trend? Have the definitions of “trailer” and “teaser” been reversed at some point in the last 48 hours? Will there be a memo sent out explaining the cause? Silly questions, sure, but also more interesting than what’s presented in the somewhat boring new trailer for Footloose. Bring back the “teaser”!

Starring Kenny Wormald (affecting a great Marky Mark Baaaaahston accent) and Ellen Pompeo-lookalike Julianne Hough, the Footloose remake is updated for current audiences. That means bus races (!?) and dance moves out of Step Up 2: The Streets, but precious little else that seems interesting and lively. Complaints about remaking every ’80s property aside, shouldn’t even a straight shot-for-shot rip of Footloose appear more exciting? Answer to that rhetorical question: It should.

VERDICT: Slow dance.

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