Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman?s Thrusting Ass

Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidmans Thrusting Ass

Friday, January 25th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman's Thrusting Ass

Matt Damon hijacked Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and had on a few guests that Kimmel has never had on before including Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman. Between Demi and Nicole, you'd think that perma-horny Demi would be the one riding Kimmel like he's got a pocketful of singles and the strip club DJ just played her favorite song, but it was actually Nicole who scooted her crotch against his lap. Nicole came out, hopped on Kimmel and showed all of us the skills she learned from working Tommy Girl over with a strap-on all those years. Seeing Nicole in action again brought a tear to Tommy's brown eye.

And a little later on in the show, Demi came out....

Please don't hate on Demi's flattened silly putty face. Her face only looks like that because she's playing the new Lady Cassandra in Doctor Who.

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/open-post-hosted-by-nicole-kidmans-thrusting-ass/

Emma Stone Emma Watson Emmanuelle Chriqui Emmanuelle Vaugier Emmy Rossum Erica Leerhsen Erika Christensen Estella Warren

IRS to O.J. Simpson -- Seriously, You Need To Pay Your Taxes!!!

O.J. Simpson may be rotting behind bars, but it doesn't mean he can skate on his taxes ... so says the IRS, who just slapped him with yet ANOTHER tax lien. According to a federal lien filed in December, O.J. failed to cough up $17,015.99 in taxes for the…

Permalink

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/27/oj-simpson-tax-lien/

Eva Mendes Evangeline Lilly Eve Fergie Foxy Brown Freida Pinto FSU Cowgirls Gabrielle Union

LL Cool J Opens Up to Oprah About Home Intruder

LL Cool J's pre-taped interview with Oprah Winfrey for her Oprah's Next Chapter show was recorded in the living room of his L A home, where he tackled an intruder last year (12).

Source: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/music/musicnews/oprah-winfrey-277021.html?utm_source=ff&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=siteFeed

Beyoncé Bianca Kajlich Bijou Phillips Blake Lively Blu Cantrell Bonnie Jill Laflin Bridget Moynahan Britney Spears

Steven Tyler -- I'll Play the Bongo ... You Watch My Schlongo

TMZ CHALLENGE!!!!See if you can watch this video of a mankini-sportin' Steven Tyler bangin' away in a drum circle in Maui ... and NOT stare at his drumstick. Impossible, right????!Anyway, we obtained this incredible footage of the Aerosmith singer layin'…

Permalink

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/24/steven-tyler-semi-naked-bongo/

Giuliana DePandi Giulianna Ramirez Grace Park Gretha Cavazzoni Gwen Stefani Halle Berry Hayden Panettiere Haylie Duff

Shaggy -- Who's That Dead Guy? Wasn't Me.

Reggae pop star Shaggy was not stabbed in a bar fight this week ... and he sure as hell ain't dead despite Internet reports to the contrary ... this according to a living, breathing Shaggy. Once again, the Internet death machine cranked out a rumor that…

Permalink

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/23/shaggy-not-dead-rumor-hoax/

Carrie Underwood Cat Power Catherine Bell Chandra West Charisma Carpenter Charli Baltimore Charlies Angels Charlize Theron